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交易累了！开心一笑吧🤗

James99
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1、小明要求爸爸给他讲故事，爸爸说“你要听长的还是短的？”小明：“长的!”爸爸：“从前有只苍蝇，嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡......”小明：“爸爸你还是讲短的吧!爸爸：“从前有只苍蝇，嗡，啪!”
2、物理课讲动量守恒，老师：“一个鸡蛋去撞另一个鸡蛋，谁碎了？”一同学小声回答：“心碎了……”老师暴怒：“谁的心碎了？！”同学：“母鸡的心碎
3、前几天跟女神表白了，现在都过了两三天还没有得到回复。刚刚又问了她一次，女神有点生气：“这么大的事，我总要好好考虑吧！那么急干什么!”我回答：“我担心啊，因为我以前追一本小说，很久没更新，后来才知道，那个作者死了。”然后现在女神真的不再理我了。
4、一哥们出差带了一大瓶蛇酒回来，里面有条超大眼镜王蛇，哥们每天就喝一点，差不多喝了大半年吧，喝完了之后打算把那蛇取出来，叫我们一起去他家看蛇，拿出来之后发现那蛇是塑料蛇。

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