交易累了!开心一笑吧🤗

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1、小明要求爸爸给他讲故事,爸爸说“你要听长的还是短的?”小明:“长的!”爸爸:“从前有只苍蝇,嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡......”小明:“爸爸你还是讲短的吧!爸爸:“从前有只苍蝇,嗡,啪!”
2、物理课讲动量守恒,老师:“一个鸡蛋去撞另一个鸡蛋,谁碎了?”一同学小声回答:“心碎了……”老师暴怒:“谁的心碎了?!”同学:“母鸡的心碎
3、前几天跟女神表白了,现在都过了两三天还没有得到回复。刚刚又问了她一次,女神有点生气:“这么大的事,我总要好好考虑吧!那么急干什么!”我回答:“我担心啊,因为我以前追一本小说,很久没更新,后来才知道,那个作者死了。”然后现在女神真的不再理我了。
4、一哥们出差带了一大瓶蛇酒回来,里面有条超大眼镜王蛇,哥们每天就喝一点,差不多喝了大半年吧,喝完了之后打算把那蛇取出来,叫我们一起去他家看蛇,拿出来之后发现那蛇是塑料蛇。

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